Cyber Revenge

I put this picture of Miss B on here for a reason. I am upset with her. I know, it's spiteful to put a bad picture on here simply because I am upset, but I love her and can't bury her in the backyard. The neighbors would think something suspicious was going on. So, I opted for cyber-revenge.

I am upset with her because she insists on being fed at the same time every day regardless of how late I stayed up the night before. She ignores the fact that Saturday is the only day I can sleep in, and so she begins to motivate me to get me up. She has a very loving way (irritating this morning though) of trying to do this: she either licks my hair, which BTW is really kind of gross, or she gets right up in my face. Since she has no nose, I think she is trying to smell me...but it really is kinda freaky to open one eye and see two huge golden orbs staring back at you... and all you hear is purring.

So, I was a softy and got up to feed her but now I am awake. I decided to use my time wisely and answer email when inspiration hit; I'll blog about her and add a picture. After scanning the pictures in my files, I found an old picture of her last year when I got her cut for the summer. I had them give her a "lion" cut which, basically, shaves her body but leaves the boots, tail, and head intact. The funny thing is that she is creamy colored but her undercoat is all white so when they shaved her she had this white body and this furry yellowy head, tail, and 4 boots. My dad, who hates cats, felt sorry for poor B. (But he still laughed.)If she knew, she would be really upset.

Once I am fully awake, I'll repent of this article and the posting of the her less-than-flattering picture, and spend one blog recounting all the ways she is the best pet in the world... for me. But for now, I will sit on my deck, drink my coffee, and watch the sun come up. Enjoy the day!