Wow.

Wow. Wow. Double Wow. Two of them are real K.E.E.P.E.R.S. One is not.
(Excuse me a moment, I think I drooled on my keyboard.)

I went to see Ocean's 13 this afternoon with my movie buddies, John and Lori.. I had to behave myself because lusting while an elder and his wife are sitting next to you is somehow ungodly. (hahahahahahaha) Secretly, I think she was lusting too...... but shhhhhhhhh........ Don't tell.
Anyway, it was much better than Oceans' 12, but I still liked the first one the best.

The best part of the whole movie was afterwards. You see, I was walking down the steps by the aisle and stopped to allow a man to step back so that his wife and his mother could walk out of their aisle. He asked his mother if she had her CANE. Yes folks, we are talking an elderly woman here. So, that caused me to glance around the theatre and what I saw was startling: there were just as many elderly women in the theatre as there were non-elderly women. While we were walking in front of the big screen towards the exit, I causally mentioned to Lori that it looked like elderly women liked nice-looking men too. Without batting an eye, Lori said...... (are you ready for this?) she said, "Yeah, that Elliott Gould is really something."

I thought I was going to die. I mean really die. Well, I laughed and then I got tickled. I mean really tickled. I was laughing so hard, I thought I was going to hurt myself. I pinched my nose. I closed my mouth. I started to snort. Then, I was dying. I had to pee. Elliot Gould!!!!!! Yeah, something like that. (major sarcasm)

So, I had to go to the bathroom. I followed the lady with the cane into the room. We both did what we were in there to do and then we met at the sink. I leaned over and said, "Excuse me, ma'am. May I ask why you chose Ocean's 13?" She was so sweet; she said, "I liked the first two." I smiled and said, "Oh. Did you go for any other reason?" "Well....., " she slowly drawled and then with a little twinkle in her eye, she said, "I really like George Clooney." She smiled.

Needless to say, Lori and I started smiling and then we started to laugh. I said, "Why... my friend thought it might have been Elliott Gould." The three of us just chuckled because any woman worth her estrogen knows..... it's NOT Elliott Gould.

Heavens to Mergatroid..... can you spell George and Brad!!!!!! I can. In one word. YUM.

'Nuf said.